sounds of summer, tastes of plastic

Mister Softee, the most evil progeny of artificially-flavored, chemical-slush ice cream, announces his (or her) presence with a decades-old, broken-down and mournful soundtrack. The horrible tune emanating from the trucks echoes the gravelly voice of Tom Carvel, who alas died in 1990 and went to the great Cookiepuss freezer in the sky.

Tags:   carvel, cookiepuss, evil, ice cream, mister softee

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Posted on 7/6/2005 ( Permanent Link )
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