Vampire Peacocks from Hell!

Apparently, Staten Island is being overrun by crazed vampire peacocks, and no one seems to care except one brave young lad on the south shore. The fowl undead was seen stalking a local Burger King restaurant in the Tottenville section, just oozing negativity for everyone to see -- and no one did anything. That is until one brave young Burger King associate took it upon himself to destroy the evil bird. This is how it starts, Tottenville, the southern most point in New York State, gives these demon spawn a toe hold in the Empire State. I'm sure they went unnoticed in New Jersey, where the Jersey Devil has been lurking in the piney muck for hundreds of years, leaving no clue beyond a toxic odor out of the west. But this invasion is different -- this time they've found a way in to New York. And there's more. I'm sure I've seen satanic sparrows on my fence, just mocking my hounds. What's next, ghoulish gulls will follow the wake of the ferrry into the Battery, where that big turkey in the park will become the gobbler from Hades. By then its just too late. Hitchcock, you were right!
(photo: global physics.com)

Tags:   ferry, hell, new jersey, sparrows, staten island, the battery, turkeys, vampire peacocks

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Posted on 7/2/2007 ( Permanent Link )
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