A Super Shorty

FAQs OF THE DAY:

What time is it?

How do you swipe these cards?

Who's your daddy?

Quien es mas macho?

Are we there yet?

When do we get paid?

Have you seen a doctor for that?

LFAQs OF THE DAY: (L is for "Less")

Could Dick Cheney produce a perfectly symmetrical smile if his life depended on it? (I mean literally: Like if there were a gun to his head and he was told "If you can't smile perfectly symmetrically, we pull the trigger.")

Parler Vous Yiddish?

TRANSPARENTLY LAME TRICK OF THE DAY:

Double spacing to stretch the material.

GOAL OF THE DAY:

To corner the market on this whole "FAQ" and "LFAQ" thing.

SUPER SHORTY OF THE DAY:

Speaking of Super Shorties, (and not to be immodest), I am pleased to report that the altitude-challenged Judiac Jitterbug (aka Teddy Vegas, 5'8 1/2" on a tall day) had an excellent inaugural wearing of the Brazillian Blur's (aka Leandro Barbosa's) Phoenix Suns #10 Jersey (albeit with "T. Vegas" written atop the back of it) last night during his Wednesday night basketball game. I'd say that inch-for-inch he was one of the better players on the court. The hoop felt lake-like in its perceived diameter and I was more than pleased to honor Leandro's Barbositude in Judaic Jitterbug rather than Semitic Slug-like fashion.

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